'The Yan Eye'd get, or maybe tha' yan, like eh. No, tha' yan' - annon.
'This digiridoo sucks' - R. Harris Australia.
'Slow service, 'igh prices & no rabbi' scran' - B. Potter, Hill Top, Sawrey.
'Dead knowledgeable on accents an' graves' - R. Uskin, Coniston.
'Indescribeable daffodils' - W. Wordsworth, Dove Cott. Ambleside.
'Awwer crackd up' - A. Winehouse, London.
'I am Lackin' lines' - S. Coleridge, C/O W Wordsworth, Dove Cott. Ambleside.
'Dead barie 'orse manure' - Mr MuckGregor, Tale of P Rabbit.
'Stop an' deek, or deek an' stop' A Wainwrigh'.
'Your fired' - Alan S Ugar.
Conversation 'eard bu' vaguely understood, like eh...Grokles.
' A can't be arrished lowpin' ower ter 'Tiggers I', today, cos' A wuz jipped, two quid's ower dear furra ring,
(and to his wife he says) an gadgee sez Thoo'll tek nee notice any road! an 'e wuz nobbu' knee 'igh til a goose, like eh.
Then e were gan radge an' started 'oyin' clemmies a' us, like eh, eh!
'Tiggers I', No' an award winnin' shop 'n'awkshead, radge like a sez, eh!'
Aas gan up stree' furra deekabou'.
Thankyou for the gemstone it has really helped ground my addhd stricken son,
no longer is he so hyper.
p.s also for the advice about blue smarties.